A Mother’s Garage Sale

Momservation: If a child leaves a house with  jacket, and nobody sees it worn, will still keep someone warm?

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For Sale:

Warm jacket (rarely used)

Umbrella (never used)

Sunscreen SPF 5-500 (unopened)

Backpack with wheels (apparently for nerds)

Jeans without holes (apparently needs holes)

Cabinet filled with healthy snacks (untouched)

Counter full of zit creams (maybe better luck for you)

Men’s dress shoes and tie (used once, free to better home)

Junior’s low-cut, short, tight, Homecoming dress (worn once, free to any other home)

Wet towels on the floor (endless supply)

Sage advice (ignored)

Study skills (needs work)

Text books (unopened, mint condition)

Cell phone (doesn’t call home)

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