A Very Toddler Christmas (The Twelve Days of Christmas)
1. On the first day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, the car-rot nose off of
Fros-ty.
2. On the se-cond day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, two Christ-mas
mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.
3. On the third day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, three wise men, two
Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.
4. On the fourth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, four wrapped up
presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of
Fros-ty.
5. On the fifth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me five, an-gel wings.
Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-
rot nose off of Fros-ty.
6. On the sixth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, six cd’s playing, five,
an-gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas
mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.
7. On the seventh day Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, seven globes a-
snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an-gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three
wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.
8. On the eighth day of Chris-tmas, my tod-dler broke for me, eight rein-deer
pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an-gel wings. Four
wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot
nose off of Fros-ty.
9. On the ninth day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, nine trains de-railing,
eight rein-deer pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an-
gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs,
and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.
10. On the tenth day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, ten carolers carol-
ing, nine trains de-railing, eight rein-deer pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-
ing, six cd’s playing, five, an- gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three
wise men, two Christ-mas mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.
11. On the eleventh day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, eleven lights a-
blink-ing, ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de-railing, eight rein-deer pranc-
ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an- gel wings. Four
wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs and the car-rot
nose off of Fros-ty.
12. On the twelve day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, twelve heir-loom
Ornaments. Eleven lights a-blink-ing, ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de-
railing, eight rein-deer pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing,
five, an- gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-
mas mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.
eBay Sells (Jingle Bells)
Dash-ing to the store,
For the season=s hot-test toy,
Of course there is no more,
Vis-ions of sad boy (boo hoo hoo hoo)
Driving all ov-er town,
at each car I hol-ler,
Still none to be found,
so on eBay pay top dollar.
Chorus
Oh e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells it all!
Can=t be found all o=er town, just point, click, and avoid the ma-ll! (Yay)
Oh e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells it all!
Can=t be found all o=er town, just point, click, and avoid the ma-ll!
O Christmas Tree
1. O Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Please sur-vive >til Christ-mas, O
Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Please sur-vive >til Christ-mas.
You try so hard to stay up-right; As kids and cat climb you each night. O
Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Please sur-vive >til Christ-mas.
2. O Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Your need-les green de-sert us! O
Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Your need-les green de-sert us!
To often your wa-ter well left dry; Caught the dog, his leg lift-ed high! O
Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Your need-les green de-sert us!
© KMW 2003