{"id":9572,"date":"2008-12-15T22:34:47","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T22:34:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momservations.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/15\/mommy-modified-christmas-carols"},"modified":"2008-12-15T22:34:47","modified_gmt":"2008-12-15T22:34:47","slug":"mommy-modified-christmas-carols","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2008\/12\/15\/mommy-modified-christmas-carols\/","title":{"rendered":"Mommy Modified Christmas Carols"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n

A Very Toddler Christmas (The Twelve Days of Christmas)<\/font><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

1. On the first day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, the car-rot nose off of  <\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>Fros-ty.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

2. On the se-cond day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, two Christ-mas  <\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty. <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

3. On the third day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, three wise men, two <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

4. On the fourth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me,     <\/span>four wrapped up <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>Fros-ty.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

5. On the fifth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me five, an-gel wings.    <\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car- <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>rot nose off of Fros-ty.       <\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

6. On the sixth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, six cd’s playing, five, <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>an-gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas  <\/span> <\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

7. On the seventh day Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me, seven globes a-  <\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an-gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

8. On the eighth day of Chris-tmas, my tod-dler broke for me, eight rein-deer<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an-gel wings. Four <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot  <\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>nose off of Fros-ty.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

9. On the ninth day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, nine trains de-railing,<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>eight rein-deer pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an-<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>gel wings.  <\/span>Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

10. On the tenth day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, ten carolers carol-<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

      <\/span>ing, nine trains de-railing, eight rein-deer pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

      <\/span>ing, six cd’s playing, five, an- gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

      <\/span>wise men, two Christ-mas mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

11. On the eleventh day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, eleven lights a- <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

      <\/span>blink-ing,  <\/span>ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de-railing, eight rein-deer pranc-<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

      <\/span>ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, five, an- gel wings.  <\/span>Four <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

      <\/span>wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs and the car-rot <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

      <\/span>nose off of Fros-ty.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

12. On the twelve day of Christ-mas my tod-dler broke for me, twelve heir-loom <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

      <\/span>Ornaments. Eleven lights a-blink-ing, ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de-<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

      <\/span>railing, eight rein-deer pranc-ing, seven globes a-snow-ing, six cd’s playing, <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

      <\/span>five, an- gel wings. Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

      <\/span>mas mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty. <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/font><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

eBay Sells (Jingle Bells)<\/font><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dash-ing to the store,<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

For the season<\/span>=<\/span><\/span>s hot-test toy,<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

Of course there is no more,<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

Vis-ions of sad boy (boo hoo hoo hoo)<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

Driving all ov-er town, <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

at each car I hol-ler, <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

Still none to be found, <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

so on eBay pay top dollar.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

Chorus<\/font><\/span><\/u><\/p>\n

Oh e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells it all!<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

Can<\/span>=<\/span><\/span>t be found all o<\/span>=<\/span><\/span>er town, just point, click, and avoid the ma-ll!  <\/span>(Yay)<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

Oh e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells, e-Bay sells it all!<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

Can<\/span>=<\/span><\/span>t be found all o<\/span>=<\/span><\/span>er town, just point, click, and avoid the ma-ll!<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

 <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

O Christmas Tree<\/font><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

1. O Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Please sur-vive <\/span>><\/span><\/span>til Christ-mas, O<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

    <\/span>Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Please sur-vive <\/span>><\/span><\/span>til Christ-mas. <\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

    <\/span>You try so hard to stay up-right; As kids and cat climb you each night. O      <\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Please sur-vive <\/span>><\/span><\/span>til Christ-mas.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

 <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

2. O Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Your need-les green de-sert us! O<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Your need-les green de-sert us! <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>To often your wa-ter well left dry; Caught the dog, his leg lift-ed high! O<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>Christ-mas Tree, O Christ-mas Tree, Your need-les green de-sert us!<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

© <\/span>KMW 2003<\/strong><\/p>\n

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