{"id":22495,"date":"2018-04-20T11:31:18","date_gmt":"2018-04-20T18:31:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.momservations.com\/?p=22495"},"modified":"2018-04-20T11:31:18","modified_gmt":"2018-04-20T18:31:18","slug":"turns-out-you-can-buy-happiness-for-4-99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2018\/04\/20\/turns-out-you-can-buy-happiness-for-4-99\/","title":{"rendered":"Turns Out You Can Buy Happiness for $4.99"},"content":{"rendered":"

Momservation: <\/strong>Happiness is a Charburger with cheese. And maybe some fries. With Ranch. And a chocolate shake. Actually, that might be world peace.<\/h4>\n

☺\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ☺\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ☺<\/h4>\n

\"\"<\/a>I\u2019m tired of all the negative so we\u2019re going positive today. And what is more positive than in the immortal words of Jim Belushi<\/a>:<\/h4>\n

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!<\/em><\/h4>\n

Boy, do cheeseburgers make me happy! A cheeseburger on a warm spring day? Even happier! A cheeseburger from my favorite cheeseburger place? The best!<\/h4>\n

So imagine my trifecta of cheeseburger joy when The Habit Burge<\/a>r reached out to me and asked:<\/h4>\n

Would you like to sample and rate our new South-of-the-Border Guacamole Crunch Charburger<\/a> available for a limited time?<\/em><\/h4>\n

Um, yeah!<\/h4>\n

The Habit Burger<\/a> isn\u2019t listed by Consumer Reports as having the Best Burger in the Country<\/a> for nothing! I love the Charburger<\/a>. I love the Charburger with cheese. I love the Santa Barbara Cha<\/a>r\u2026\"\"<\/a><\/h4>\n

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!<\/em><\/h4>\n

I\u2019m not a cheeseburger purist; I\u2019ll try me a cheeseburger with onion rings, bacon, Ranch, eggs, BBQ sauce\u2026anything that sounds delicious, added to a delicious burger? Sold!<\/h4>\n

However, I did pause at the description of the Guacamole Crunch Charburger<\/a>:<\/h4>\n

Our fresh, seasoned Charburger is topped with a crisp tostada shell, guacamole pico de gallo, melted cheese, and zesty ancho chile lime crema. Served on a toasted bun with crisp, shredded lettuce, tomato and pickles.<\/em><\/h4>\n

A tostada shell on a burger? Hmmm\u2026but, okay!<\/h4>\n

Hubby and I each got a Guacamole Crunch Charburger while our purist son went for the straight Char.<\/h4>\n

\"\"<\/a>Verdict? Two finger-linking thumbs up with a salsa salute!<\/h4>\n

The guac was delicious, the special ancho chile lime crema sauce gave it a yummy southwestern flavor while still maintaining the soul of a cheeseburger, and the cute little tostada (more of a big chip) did give it a satisfying crunch!<\/h4>\n

So turn off the depressing news, quit scrolling through the negative news feeds and commentary, and put \u201cHabit Burger near me<\/a>\u201d into your GPS to go get your happy on.<\/h4>\n

I guarantee this will make you so much happier. You, and the rest of the country who have decided that best burgers are at The Habit Burger<\/a>, will be saying through mouthfuls of deliciousness:<\/h4>\n

Mmmmm\u2026.Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!<\/em><\/h4>\n

(But hurry! Because the Guacamole Crunch Charburger<\/a> is only for a limited time.)<\/h4>\n

#CheeseburgersAreLife\u00a0 #TheHabitBurger\u00a0<\/a> #GuacamoleCrunchCharburger<\/a><\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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