{"id":19922,"date":"2017-11-02T11:57:18","date_gmt":"2017-11-02T18:57:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.momservations.com\/?p=19922"},"modified":"2017-11-02T11:57:18","modified_gmt":"2017-11-02T18:57:18","slug":"top-10-uses-for-b-list-halloween-candy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2017\/11\/02\/top-10-uses-for-b-list-halloween-candy-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Uses for B-List Halloween Candy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Momservation:\u00a0<\/strong>“Who’s going to turn down a Junior Mint? It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint, it’s delicious.” Cosmo Kramer, “Seinfeld”<\/h4>\n

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Top Ten Uses for B-List Halloween Candy<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

(We know you already ate the A-List* candy when the kids were at school.)<\/h4>\n
    \n
  1. \n

    Use Tootsie Rolls\u00ae as door stops or ant bait. Really, that\u2019s all they\u2019re good for anyway.<\/h4>\n

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    Legit fun game for a Christmas party: Candy Ball (click on pic for how to play)<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li>\n
  2. \n

    Sprinkle Nerds\u00ae on your carpet as a carpet freshener and to make it sound like you\u2019re doing a really good job vacuuming.<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
  3. \n

    Crush up Smarties\u00ae and stir it in your coffee as a sugar substitute \u2013 as in: it\u2019s still sugar, just a substitute.<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
  4. \n

    Drop SweetTarts\u00ae in the toilet to freshen the bowl.<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
  5. \n

    Save Skittles\u00ae for Easter, then add vinegar to use as egg dye.<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
  6. \n

    Use all rejected banana flavor LaffyTaffy\u00ae as an industrial strength glue. One Halloween can last you a lifetime.<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
  7. \n

    Landscape with Dubble-Bubble\u00ae and Bazooka\u00ae bubble gum as the new lava rock of the millennium.<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
  8. \n

    String Starburst\u00ae as colorful garland for the Christmas tree. See #1 to keep ants away.<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
  9. \n

    Stick lollipops, Dum-Dums\u00ae, and Blow-Pops\u00ae in planters or flower beds for color until spring arrives.<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n
  10. \n

    Save money at the dentist by extracting your own fillings with Dots\u00ae, LaffyTaffy\u00ae, and Jolly Ranchers\u00ae.<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    * A-List Candy includes anything chocolate related. For best success, make sure you don\u2019t get caught with Snickers\u00ae and KitKat\u00ae wrappers falling out of your pockets or Reese\u2019s\u00ae Peanut Butter Cup breath.<\/h4>\n

    #JuniorMintsAreLife<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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