{"id":14022,"date":"2016-01-19T14:19:48","date_gmt":"2016-01-19T22:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.momservations.com\/?p=14022"},"modified":"2016-01-19T14:19:48","modified_gmt":"2016-01-19T22:19:48","slug":"a-mothers-garage-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2016\/01\/19\/a-mothers-garage-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"A Mother&#8217;s Garage Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><strong>Momservation: <\/strong>If a child leaves a house with\u00a0 jacket, and nobody sees it worn, will still keep someone warm?<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u263a\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u263a\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u263a<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>For Sale:<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-14024\" src=\"https:\/\/momservations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/coat-and-umbrella-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"coat and umbrella\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><strong>Warm jacket<\/strong> (rarely used)<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Umbrella<\/strong> (never used)<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Sunscreen SPF 5-500<\/strong> (unopened)<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Backpack with wheels<\/strong> (apparently for nerds)<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-14025\" src=\"https:\/\/momservations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/backpack-on-wheels-250x300.jpg\" alt=\"backpack on wheels\" width=\"250\" height=\"300\" \/><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Jeans without holes<\/strong> (apparently needs holes)<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Cabinet filled with healthy snacks<\/strong> (untouched)<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Counter full of zit creams<\/strong> (maybe better luck for you)<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Men\u2019s dress shoes and tie<\/strong> (used once, free to better home)<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Junior\u2019s low-cut, short, tight, Homecoming dress<\/strong> (worn once, free to any other home)<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-14026\" src=\"https:\/\/momservations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/towels-on-floor.jpg\" alt=\"towels on floor\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" \/><strong>Wet towels on the floor<\/strong> (endless supply)<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Sage advice<\/strong> (ignored)<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Study skills<\/strong> (needs work)<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Text books<\/strong> (unopened, mint condition)<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-14023 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/momservations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/textbooks-300x202.jpg\" alt=\"textbooks\" width=\"300\" height=\"202\" \/><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Cell phone<\/strong> (doesn\u2019t call home)<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/h4>\n<h4><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">#MakeBestOffer<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If it&#8217;s not going to be used, might as well get some money for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":14023,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[1910,1271,2,1911,1912,86,3,5,28,1520,1361],"class_list":["post-14022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-parenting-humor-2","tag-a-mothers-garage-sale","tag-best-mom-blogs","tag-family","tag-for-sale","tag-garage-sale","tag-kelli-wheeler","tag-kids","tag-momservations","tag-parenting-humor","tag-parenting-teens","tag-teens"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>A Mother&#039;s Garage Sale - Kelli M. 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