{"id":13965,"date":"2015-12-02T12:39:17","date_gmt":"2015-12-02T20:39:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.momservations.com\/?p=13965"},"modified":"2015-12-02T12:39:17","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T20:39:17","slug":"on-the-first-day-of-christmas-my-toddler-broke-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2015\/12\/02\/on-the-first-day-of-christmas-my-toddler-broke-for-me\/","title":{"rendered":"On the First Day of Christmas My Toddler Broke For Me…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Momservation: <\/strong>Super Glue becomes a toddler mom\u2019s best friend during the holidays.<\/p>\n

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\"xmasBack by popular demand (or because I need to start my Christmas shopping) are a few of my Mommy Modified Christmas Carols<\/em><\/strong>. Inspired nearly a decade ago by my two kids under two, these renditions of classic carols are sure to become the next Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer<\/a>! Okay, maybe not, but it was either channel my frustration into song or tie everyone to a chair until New Years.<\/p>\n

Enjoy and don\u2019t forget to sing along:<\/p>\n

A Very Toddler Christmas<\/strong><\/h4>\n

(To the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas<\/a><\/em>)<\/h4>\n

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<\/h4>\n

On the first day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me:<\/h4>\n

The car-rot nose off of Fros-ty<\/strong>.<\/h4>\n

On the se-cond day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me:<\/h4>\n

Two Christ-mas mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

On the third day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me:<\/h4>\n

Three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n

On the fourth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me:<\/h4>\n

Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n

On the fifth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me:<\/h4>\n

Five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n

On the sixth day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/h4>\n

Six cd\u2019<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n

On the seventh day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/h4>\n

Seven globes a- snow-ing<\/strong>, six cd\u2019<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

On the eighth day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/h4>\n

Eight rein-deer pranc-ing<\/strong>, seven globes a- snow-ing<\/strong>, six cd\u2019<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

On the ninth day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/h4>\n

Nine trains de-railing,<\/strong> eight rein-deer pranc-ing<\/strong>, seven globes a- snow-ing<\/strong>, six cd\u2019<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

On the tenth day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/h4>\n

Ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de-railing,<\/strong> eight rein-deer pranc-ing<\/strong>, seven globes a- snow-ing<\/strong>, six cd\u2019<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

On the eleventh day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/h4>\n

Eleven lights a- blink-ing, ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de-railing,<\/strong> eight rein-deer pranc-ing<\/strong>, seven globes a- snow-ing<\/strong>, six cd\u2019<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

On the twelfth day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/h4>\n

Twelve heir-loom ornaments, eleven lights a- blink-ing, ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de-railing,<\/strong> eight rein-deer pranc-ing<\/strong>, seven globes a- snow-ing<\/strong>, six cd\u2019<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dress Up Baby Jesus<\/strong><\/h4>\n

\"Don't<\/h4>\n

(To the tune of Away in a Manger<\/a><\/em>)<\/h4>\n

<\/h4>\n
    \n
  1. \n

    Where Ba-by Jesus, have you dis-a-ppeared?<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The last time I look-ed you were right here;<\/h4>\n

    Oh there you are Lord, in my tod-dler\u2019s crib,<\/h4>\n

    Dressed in pink ruf-fles, and sporting a bib.<\/h4>\n

    2. Mis-sing again from your na-tiv-ity scene,<\/h4>\n

    I\u2019ve tried to explain what your holli-ness means,<\/h4>\n

    But a two year old just doesn\u2019t un-derstand,<\/h4>\n

    Why a boa doesn\u2019t work for the God of man.<\/h4>\n

    3. Tied you Baby Je-sus into your creche,<\/h4>\n

    Ex-plained to my tod-dler you needed your rest;<\/h4>\n

    Fi-nally she left you, and just let you be,<\/h4>\n

    But Mar-y and the farm animals are hav-ing tea.<\/h4>\n

    \"IMG_0738_013\"God Rest Ye Weary Toddler Mom<\/strong><\/h4>\n

    (Tune of God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen<\/a><\/em>)<\/h4>\n

    <\/h4>\n

     <\/p>\n

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    1. \n

      God rest ye wear-y todd-ler mom, It is the end of day,<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      For lit-tle ball of en-er-gy is finally put away;<\/h4>\n

      To rest their tiny head for, tomorrow\u2019s end-less play:<\/h4>\n

      O pints of Ben and Jer-ry\u2019s, Ben and Jer-ry\u2019s,\u00a0 O\u00a0\u00a0 pints of Ben and Jerry\u2019s.<\/h4>\n

      2. From God, our Heav-en-ly Fa-ther, A bless-ed ba-by came,<\/h4>\n

      And un-to first-time par-ents brought rou-tines of the same;<\/h4>\n

      How many times mo-re must we play that game?<\/h4>\n

      O pints of Ben and Jer-ry\u2019s, Ben and Jer-ry\u2019s,\u00a0 O\u00a0\u00a0 pints of Ben and Jerry\u2019s.<\/h4>\n

      3. The mom-my of a whirl-wind mov-ing all the time,<\/h4>\n

      What next in their lit-tle mouth will Moth-er find?<\/h4>\n

      Just one a-dult con-ver-sation before I lose my mind:<\/h4>\n

      O pints of Ben and Jer-ry\u2019s, Ben and Jer-ry\u2019s,\u00a0 O\u00a0\u00a0 pints of Ben and Jerry\u2019s.<\/h4>\n

      #MommyModifiedChristmasCarols<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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