{"id":13924,"date":"2015-11-03T12:27:38","date_gmt":"2015-11-03T20:27:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.momservations.com\/?p=13924"},"modified":"2015-11-03T12:27:38","modified_gmt":"2015-11-03T20:27:38","slug":"top-10-uses-for-b-list-halloween-candy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2015\/11\/03\/top-10-uses-for-b-list-halloween-candy\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Uses for B-List Halloween Candy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Momservation: <\/strong>If a Halloween candy falls into my mouth and nobody sees it, do the calories still count?<\/p>\n

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Top Ten Uses for B-List Halloween Candy<\/strong><\/p>\n

(You\u2019re on your own for trying not to eat all the A-List* candy when the kids aren\u2019t looking)<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Use Tootsie Rolls\u00ae<\/a> as sculpture clay or ant bait. Really, that\u2019s all they\u2019re good for anyway.\"Tootsie<\/li>\n
  2. Sprinkle Nerds\u00ae<\/a> on your carpet as a carpet freshener and to make it sound like you\u2019re doing a really good job vacuuming.<\/li>\n
  3. Crush up Smarties\u00ae<\/a> and stir it in your coffee as a sugar substitute \u2013 as in: it\u2019s still sugar, just a substitute.<\/li>\n
  4. Drop SweetTarts\u00ae<\/a> in the toilet to freshen the bowl.<\/li>\n
  5. Save Skittles\u00ae <\/a>for Easter, then add vinegar to use as egg dye.<\/li>\n
  6. Use all rejected banana flavor LaffyTaffy\u00ae as an industrial strength glue. One Halloween can last you a lifetime.\"lollipop<\/li>\n
  7. Landscape with Dubble-Bubble\u00ae<\/a> and Bazooka\u00ae <\/a>bubble gum as the new lava rock of the millennium.<\/li>\n
  8. String Starburst\u00ae<\/a> as colorful garland for the Christmas tree. See #1 to keep ants away.<\/li>\n
  9. Stick lollipops, Dum-Dums\u00ae<\/a>, and Blow-Pops\u00ae<\/a> in planters or flower beds for color until spring arrives.<\/li>\n
  10. Save money at the dentist by extracting your own fillings with Dots\u00ae, LaffyTaffy\u00ae, and Jolly Ranchers\u00ae<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    * A-List Candy includes anything chocolate related.<\/p>\n

    #JuniorMintsJunkie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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