{"id":13540,"date":"2015-02-03T14:23:35","date_gmt":"2015-02-03T22:23:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.momservations.com\/?p=13540"},"modified":"2015-02-03T14:23:35","modified_gmt":"2015-02-03T22:23:35","slug":"cmere-kid-so-i-can-slap-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2015\/02\/03\/cmere-kid-so-i-can-slap-you\/","title":{"rendered":"C&#8217;Mere Kid So I Can Slap You"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><strong>Momservation: <\/strong><em>\u201cGod doesn\u2019t require that we succeed. He only requires that you try.\u201d<\/em><em>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 ~Mother Teresa<\/em><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u263a\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u263a\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u263a<\/p>\n<p>I like to consider myself a pretty easy going person.<\/p>\n<p>However, there are some things I have very little patience for and will push my buttons.<\/p>\n<p>Like:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Kids who talk back to adults.<\/strong> Makes my palms itch something awful.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Parents who allow their kids to be disrespectful<\/strong>. Raising a**holes are we?<\/li>\n<li><strong>Adults who act like petulant children.<\/strong> Really? After all these years of life experience, this is the best reaction you could come up with?<\/li>\n<li><strong>People getting away with bad behavior.<\/strong> Why do people stand around and not call someone out for being an a**hole? They need to know their sh** won\u2019t be tolerated!<\/li>\n<li><strong>Blatant rudeness.<\/strong> Why? Who pissed in your Cheerios? What makes you think your needs trump everyone else\u2019s?<\/li>\n<li><strong>Disregard for others\u2019 safety.<\/strong> You can drive like an idiot and try to kill yourself\u2014but let\u2019s keep me and my family out of it, shall we?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>But I\u2019d have to say the most egregious offense to humanity to me\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wasted talent.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nypost.com\/2015\/02\/02\/johnny-manziel-enters-rehab\/\">Johnny Manziel<\/a>, I\u2019m talking to you now.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-13551\" src=\"https:\/\/momservations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/johnny-manziel-partying-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"johnny-manziel-partying\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There are so many more who have come before you\u2014<a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/sports\/nfl\/2014\/12\/04\/former-qb-ryan-leaf-released-from-montana-prison\/19877037\/\">Ryan Leaf<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/news\/1698124\/lindsay-lohan-arrest-history\/\">Lindsay Lohan<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.franksreelreviews.com\/shorttakes\/phoenix.htm\">River Phoenix<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/sports\/nfl\/2014\/12\/04\/former-qb-ryan-leaf-released-from-montana-prison\/19877037\/\">Ryan Leaf<\/a> (especially hard one for this Charger\u2019s fan who<a href=\"http:\/\/ftw.usatoday.com\/2014\/01\/how-ryan-leaf-convinced-the-colts-to-draft-peyton-manning\"> could\u2019ve had Peyton Manning<\/a>). There are many more who will come after you (I\u2019m guessing led by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxsports.com\/college-football\/story\/jameis-winston-incidents-timeline-091714\">Jameis Winston<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>But currently, <a href=\"http:\/\/nypost.com\/2015\/02\/02\/johnny-manziel-enters-rehab\/\">Johnny Football<\/a>, you are the gold standard for Wasted Talent.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You won the Heisman Trophy as a freshmen.<\/li>\n<li>You broke a 43 year-old total offense record by quarterback legend <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Archie_Manning\">Archie Manning<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>You were the first freshman and only the fifth player in NCAA history to pass for 3000 and rush for 1000 yards in a season.<\/li>\n<li>An all-around athlete you were drafted by both Major League Baseball and the National Football League in 2014<\/li>\n<li>You were selected in the first round of the NFL draft despite growing concern over character both on and off the field.<\/li>\n<li>The Cleveland Browns believed in you to become the face of their franchise.<\/li>\n<li>Legions of young football players wanted to be you, Johnny Football.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>But you just wanted to party.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/biggest-johnny-manziel-controversies-2014-7#he-held-a-stack-of-money-up-to-his-ear-like-a-phone-after-getting-drafted-1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13542\" src=\"https:\/\/momservations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Johnny-Manziel-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Johnny Manziel\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/biggest-johnny-manziel-controversies-2014-7#he-held-a-stack-of-money-up-to-his-ear-like-a-phone-after-getting-drafted-1\">19 Most Outrageous Things Johnny Manziel Has Ever Done<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ve been arrogant. You\u2019ve been immature. You\u2019ve been disrespectful. You\u2019ve been dangerous. You\u2019ve been stupid.<\/p>\n<p>And now to close your rookie season\u2014you\u2019ve entered rehab.<\/p>\n<p>Does it really need to be said that you had a throng of young athletes who would\u2019ve taken an ounce of your talent in their big toe if they thought it would help them to achieve their dreams?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-13549\" src=\"https:\/\/momservations.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Johnny-Football-300x164.jpg\" alt=\"Johnny Football\" width=\"300\" height=\"164\" \/>Does it matter to you that boys straining in locker rooms, sweating on fields, icing down their bruised and battered bodies believed it all worth it if they could become you?<\/p>\n<p>Do you even care that you have treated the pinnacle of sporting excellence\u2014a pro athletic career\u2014as the ribbon to your butt wipe in the face on athletes who practiced extraordinary dedication, discipline, sacrifice, and hard work while surmounting pain, mental weakness, and career-derailing injuries to get where you are?<\/p>\n<p>But mainly, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Johnny_Manziel#High_school_career\">Johnny Manziel<\/a>, how does it feel that God blessed you with talent and opportunities to go make a mark on this world, but you told Him to wait a minute while you get drunk, snort some coke, and bag some babes?<\/p>\n<p>Johnny, you haven\u2019t just pushed my buttons with your wasted talent. You\u2019ve made God\u2019s palm itch.<\/p>\n<p>Good luck in rehab. I hope you spend your time counting your blessings and refocusing your perspective. Even though you\u2019re young and dumb now, everyone loves a good comeback story.<\/p>\n<p>And instead of doing your best <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/sports\/nfl\/2014\/12\/04\/former-qb-ryan-leaf-released-from-montana-prison\/19877037\/\">Ryan Leaf<\/a> impersonation, maybe you give ol\u2019 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indystar.com\/story\/sports\/columnists\/gregg-doyel\/2015\/01\/09\/doyel-peyton-manning-isnt-what-you-think-hes-better\/21511317\/\">Peyton Manning<\/a> a call. He may only have one Super Bowl ring, but he is killin\u2019 it in Best Use of God Given Talent.<\/p>\n<p>#StillTimeForRedemption<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And the winner of Biggest Waste of Talent is&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13542,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[1592,1317,1593,1594,2,1595,1596,1597,1598,1599,86,3,118,5,6,1600,1601,1602,1361,1603],"class_list":["post-13540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-parenting-2","tag-archie-manning","tag-best-mom-blog","tag-biggest-waste-of-talent-in-sports","tag-biggest-wasted-talent","tag-family","tag-jameis-winston","tag-johnny-football","tag-johnny-football-goes-to-rehab","tag-johnny-manziel","tag-johnny-manziel-enters-rehab","tag-kelli-wheeler","tag-kids","tag-lindsay-lohan","tag-momservations","tag-parenting","tag-peyton-manning","tag-river-phoenix","tag-ryan-leaf","tag-teens","tag-wasted-talent-in-sports"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>C&#039;Mere Kid So I Can Slap You - Kelli M. 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