{"id":13233,"date":"2014-08-26T12:12:56","date_gmt":"2014-08-26T19:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.momservations.com\/?p=13233"},"modified":"2014-08-26T12:12:56","modified_gmt":"2014-08-26T19:12:56","slug":"80s-vs-today-teen-girls-pe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2014\/08\/26\/80s-vs-today-teen-girls-pe\/","title":{"rendered":"80’s vs Today Teen Girls PE"},"content":{"rendered":"

Momservation: <\/strong>1980\u2019s teen girl: Give me big hair and AquaNet or give me death. Millennium teen girl: Give me my smartphone or give me death.<\/p>\n

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I was inspired today by Victoria Fedden blogger at Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds<\/a> who wrote this awesome flashback and hilarious flashforward: Back to School: The 70\u2019s vs. Today, A Lot Has Changed<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Reading her take on Back to School in the 70\u2019s took me right back to kicking back on our burnt orange shag carpet watching Love Boat<\/em> and Fantasy Island<\/em> reruns while wearing my Keep on Truckin\u2019 tshirt, hand-me-down Dolphin shorts (now called \u201cscoops\u201d) with my striped tube socks, Adidas 3-stripe tennies and wanna-be-but-not-even-close Farrah Fawcett hair.\"tshirt\"<\/p>\n

And today\u2026well we\u2019re living today and even I\u2019m embarrassed by us and our hyper-vigilant, drone parenting society.<\/p>\n

So why not take another trip down memory lane? I was just thinking how different PE is in high school from when I was a teen in the \u201980\u2019s as I drove a car full of 9th<\/sup> graders home in my dual-airbags, side airbags, back-up sensored, safety tank of a sport utility vehicle.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s take a look:<\/p>\n

1984\u2019s high school freshmen girls P.E.:<\/p>\n

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  1. Dressing down meant putting on pastel pink sweats that cupped just over the knees. You have on your matching pastel print Local Motion t-shirt covered by your Esprit sweatshirt that you cut to look like Jennifer Beals in Flashdance. You wore two pairs of knee high socks, one white, one pink scrunched down with your white Keds that you would later go home and re-whiten in a bucket of bleach.\"local\"flashdance\"<\/li>\n
  2. You did not take off your wrist full of rubber black bracelets, your chunky pink bead necklace or your dangling earrings with hearts or stars.\"80's\"80s<\/li>\n
  3. You thanked God and Madonna that there was no pool at your school or you would have had to forge a note to the PE teacher asking to be excused for the next three weeks due to an unusually long and excessive menstrual cycle (because there is no way you could satisfactorily put all that hair and make-up back together before the next class period).<\/li>\n
  4. Spend the next 40 minutes doing as little as possible so your spiral perm hair didn\u2019t frizz out, your sausage-curled feathered hair didn\u2019t go flat, or your pancake thick foundation, Electric Blue eyeliner and mascara, and Frosty Pink lipstick didn\u2019t smudge or smear. When the PE teacher turned her attention your way you pretended to engage in athletic activity before returning to a deadly serious debate on Duran Duran<\/a> and which Taylor \u00a0was hotter, John or Andy, or if Simon Lebon trumped them all.\"Duran<\/li>\n
  5. Upon returning to the locker room you walked passed the showers that will continue to go another 20 years being unused to quickly changed back into your Guess pink pinstripe jeans with the zippers at the ankle (or pegged if not), two LeTigre polo shirts, one pink, one purple, both with the collars flipped up, and your LA Gear high tops with double socks two colors before fighting for mirror space.\"Guess\"LA<\/li>\n
  6. Since there were never enough outlets for your curling iron you clicked on your butane curling iron, The Clicker. If it wouldn\u2019t start you borrowed a new flint or refill butane from a friend. You repuffed bounce house sized hair then sprayed massive amounts of AquaNet (blue can for extra extra hold) oblivious to the ozone. Still jostling for mirror space, you touch up make-up without telling your frenemy that her unblended foundation that goes just to the edge of her jawline makes her look like she\u2019s wearing a three shades darker make-up mask. Finish up with optional pink lace headband tied into a huge bow.\"Clicker\"\"Aqua<\/li>\n
  7. You gave Janine a note to give to Amy to give to Becky who has 3rd<\/sup> period with Johnny as you raced to the next class after the warning bell.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    2014 high school freshmen girls P.E.:<\/p>\n

      \n
    1. Have absolutely no hesitation getting into a Jolyn two-piece swimsuit for the swimming unit, believing your imperfect body to be absolutely beautiful because your parents have built self-esteem and reinforced positive body image messages by telling you every day of your life that you are perfect and wonderful.\"Jolyn\"<\/li>\n
    2. Don\u2019t worry about raccoon eyes because you don\u2019t wear make-up because you agree with your family and friends who constantly remind you that you are beautiful enough without it (and you believe it because you always get at least 200 Likes on your Instagram selfies with comments like: OMG! Why are you so beautiful?! You are perfection!! U R life! Rate 10!).\"heart<\/li>\n
    3. Show off your butterfly, freestyle, and backstroke skills that you have honed after being on swim team since you were four (plus competitive soccer, gymnastics, softball, and lacrosse). While you\u2019re waiting for the boys to catch up (in more ways than one) you have a serious debate about whether the homely looking guys in 5SOS who actually play instruments are hotter than the hot guys in One Direction who don\u2019t.\"5SOS\"\"One<\/li>\n
    4. Take a shower to rinse the chlorine out of your suit and hair, but you do it quickly to conserve water. You don\u2019t need mirror space because you just grab the hair tie that\u2019s always around your wrist content throwing your hair up into a perfect messy bun. At the last second you use your iPhone camera app to check your hair, then go ahead and take a selfie because you look so cute. For fun you make an ugly face and SnapChat it to 10 friends.<\/li>\n
    5. Get dressed in scoops and an old soccer t-shirt or American Eagle cut off jean short with butt cheeks hanging out and a Forever 21 crop top tank that cost $6, is the consistency of tissue paper and, though new, looks like it has been washed 5,000 times. Wear no-show socks and low top Converse.\"teen\"converse\"<\/li>\n
    6. Ready with plenty of time until the next period you text a dozen friends, check your Instagram for Likes, Twitter for new followers, and take a group selfie to put in your story on SnapChat.\"group<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      #Goodtimes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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