{"id":12485,"date":"2014-03-04T09:38:30","date_gmt":"2014-03-04T17:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momservations.wordpress.com\/?p=12485"},"modified":"2014-03-04T09:38:30","modified_gmt":"2014-03-04T17:38:30","slug":"what-kind-of-girl-scout-cookie-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2014\/03\/04\/what-kind-of-girl-scout-cookie-are-you\/","title":{"rendered":"What Kind of Girl Scout Cookie Are You?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Back by popular demand for Girl Scout cookie season:<\/em><\/p>\n

Momservation:\u00a0<\/strong>Definition of brilliant: selling Girl Scout cookies in front of a pot dispensary.<\/p>\n

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If you know what\u2019s good for your waistline, don\u2019t answer the door. Stay away from the grocery store fronts \u2013 use the loading dock in the back. Avoid friends with young girls.<\/p>\n

Yep, it\u2019s\u00a0Girl Scout Cookie<\/a>\u00a0season.<\/p>\n

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image courtesy of savingadvice.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

If you\u2019ve never met a Thin Mint you didn\u2019t like you understand my self-preservation.<\/p>\n

If you\u2019d rather curl up with a box of Samoas\u00ae than your husband at night you know what\u2019s at stake.<\/p>\n

If you\u2019d rather tag along with your Tagalongs\u00ae than your own friends you should be worried.<\/p>\n

If you\u2019ve bared your teeth and growled at your own children over Do-Si-Dos\u2122, than heed my warning.<\/p>\n

Girl Scout cookies sold to\u00a0\u201chelp girls do great things\u201d\u00a0<\/a>by adorable little girls in green uniforms make junkies out of us all. Once our boxes are gone we race back to our store-front suppliers for the next hit. When the doorbells stop ringing, moms stop pimping out sales, and the pigtailed hawkers are gone, instead of being relieved for your salvation you cry, \u201cI should\u2019ve bought more boxes when I had the chance!\u201d<\/p>\n

Okay, that might be a little dramatic and I might just be a little bitter right now because I just polished off a sleeve of Thin Mints in one sitting.<\/p>\n

However, here\u2019s something interesting. I\u2019ve always said you can tell a person\u2019s personality by their favorite ice cream flavor. I\u2019m thinking it\u2019s the same for their favorite Girl Scout cookie. So in a totally unscientific poll (because I just made this up) I\u2019ve come up with what your Girl Scout cookie preference says about you:<\/p>\n

You Are What Girl Scout Cookie You Eat<\/strong><\/p>\n

Do-Si-Dos\u2122<\/a>\/Peanut Butter Sandwich<\/strong>\u00a0– You are a kid at heart. You love the traditional things in life \u2013 mom\u2019s home cooking, pbj with the crusts cut off, a cold glass of milk with cookies. You would trade your whole lunch for Nutter Butters as a kid.<\/p>\n

Dulce de Leche<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 You\u2019re a bit wild. You\u2019re not afraid to try new things and like to think outside the box. You slept through Spanish class and have no idea what you\u2019re eating but you\u2019re not scared.<\/p>\n

Lemonades\u2122<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0– You like to be different. You\u2019re not afraid to stand out in a crowd. But you still want everyone to like you. You practice your Oscar acceptance speech in the shower.<\/p>\n

Samoas\u00ae\/Caramel deLites\u2122<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0– You\u2019re a multi-tasker. You say \u201cyes\u201d to everything. You don\u2019t care about portion sizes; you fill up your plate and don\u2019t care if your food touches.<\/p>\n

Savannah Smiles\u2122<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0– You\u2019re a romantic. You read anything\u00a0Nicholas Sparks<\/a>\u00a0writes. You\u2019d love to take a trip to Tuscany, especially if your husband gave you the green light to go with\u00a0Channing Tatum<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Thin Mints<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 You love a little excitement in your life, but you\u2019re reliable. You like having your cake and eating it too. You think multiple numbers of the same item count as one in the 15 Item or Less grocery line and you own it.<\/p>\n

Shout Outs!\u2122<\/strong>\u00a0<\/a>– You like to be in control of things. You don\u2019t do decaf. You can get an hour work-out done in 30 minutes. You\u2019re not just Type A \u2013 you\u2019re Type A+.<\/p>\n

Tagalongs\u00ae\/Peanut Butter Patties\u00ae<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0– You are a passionate person. You are all about seizing the day and getting the most out of life. You want it all; you don\u2019t care what the consequences are. Though you will complain about your muffin top, bewildered how it got there.<\/p>\n

Thanks-A-Lot\u2122<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong>– You\u2019re a rules-kinda-gal dying to give into your wild side. You fantasize about slipping into the 15 Item of Less line with 17 items. You still giggle when people call flip flops \u201cthongs\u201d.<\/p>\n

Thank U Berry Munch<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 You are a purist. You shop at\u00a0Whole Foods<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0Trader Joe\u2019s<\/a>. You like the finer things in life. You don\u2019t understand why anyone would drink beer when they could be drinking wine.<\/p>\n

Trefoils<\/a>\/Short Bread\u00a0<\/strong>\u2013 You like the simple things in life. You don\u2019t like a lot of drama. You are organized, a list maker, and have never been late in your life. People would be surprised to find you dye the carpet to match the drapes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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