{"id":12149,"date":"2013-05-28T12:31:56","date_gmt":"2013-05-28T19:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momservations.wordpress.com\/?p=12149"},"modified":"2013-05-28T12:31:56","modified_gmt":"2013-05-28T19:31:56","slug":"diary-of-iphone-pics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2013\/05\/28\/diary-of-iphone-pics\/","title":{"rendered":"Diary of iPhone Pics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><b>Diary of iPhone Pics<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Momservation: <\/b>Definition of <i>hope: <\/i><b>\u201c<\/b>One day we\u2019ll look back at this and laugh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\u263a\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u263a\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u263a<\/p>\n<p>I was going through my photo files looking for a picture when I opened up my iPhone Pics folder.<\/p>\n<p>I had two immediate thoughts when I looked through these:<\/p>\n<p>1)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Why did I think most of these pictures needed to be saved (and backed up)?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">AND<\/p>\n<p>2)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What kind of story am I telling with the pictures I choose to take (and save)?<\/p>\n<p>I actually had a third thought too:<\/p>\n<p>3)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 If I lost my phone and someone went through my pictures, what kind of judgment would they make about me?<\/p>\n<p>Whoo Boy. Thinkin\u2019 it wouldn\u2019t be pretty.<\/p>\n<p>I mean not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/person\/lindsay-lohan\/\">Lindsay Lohan<\/a> level of \u201cThat girl\u2019s a whack-job\u201d or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/person\/russell-brand\">Russel Brand<\/a> crazy of \u201cThat dude\u2019s just OUT there\u201d but more like \u201cOkay, this woman seems to love her dog more than her kids and she really likes the Fat Face App.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sure, there\u2019re a lot of cute photos and memories that were saved where I was grateful I had my phone with me. But that\u2019s not what people remember you by when you\u2019re hit by a bus and they\u2019re going through your uncrushed iPhone trying to figure out your next of kin.<\/p>\n<p>They remember you by this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/iphone-pics-042.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12150\" alt=\"iphone pics 042\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/iphone-pics-042.jpg?w=225\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(The alphabet you made out of pretzels)<\/p>\n<p>Or this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/momservations.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/12\/271.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-11585\" alt=\"This is not as cute as it looks\" src=\"http:\/\/momservations.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/12\/271.jpg?w=300\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(The snowman you keep in your fridge)<\/p>\n<p>They note your lack of housekeeping skills:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/iphone-pics-299.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12151\" alt=\"iphone pics 299\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/iphone-pics-299.jpg?w=225\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Yes, that is ivy growing out of the baseboard)<\/p>\n<p>And your sense of style:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/iphone-pics-158.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12153\" alt=\"iphone pics 158\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/iphone-pics-158.jpg?w=225\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(The Famolares you bought on eBay 30 years after you felt deprived of them)<\/p>\n<p>Your choice of friends:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/img_0758.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12154\" alt=\"IMG_0758\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/img_0758.jpg?w=224\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Your Transvestite Bingo friend)<\/p>\n<p>Your choice of mate:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/iphone-pics-263.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12155\" alt=\"iphone pics 263\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/iphone-pics-263.jpg?w=225\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Good thing he wasn&#8217;t wearing this when I met him)<\/p>\n<p>Your questionable children:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/img_0299.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12156\" alt=\"IMG_0299\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/img_0299.jpg?w=225\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/069.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12157\" alt=\"069\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/069.jpg?w=224\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Reverse mowhawk) \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 (Selling lemonade in wig. Should&#8217;ve been selling fro-yo)<\/p>\n<p>Your Fat Face App addiction:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/fat-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12158\" alt=\"fat (2)\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/fat-2.jpg?w=224\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/img_0175.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12159\" alt=\"IMG_0175\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/img_0175.jpg?w=224\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/iphone-pics-284.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12160\" alt=\"iphone pics 284\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/iphone-pics-284.jpg?w=224\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/iphone-pics-286.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12161\" alt=\"iphone pics 286\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/iphone-pics-286.jpg?w=224\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Nobody is safe, not even the dog)<\/p>\n<p>Pictures you thought would be funny but came out phallic:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/img_0139.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12162\" alt=\"IMG_0139\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/img_0139.jpg?w=224\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/img_0774.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12163\" alt=\"IMG_0774\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/img_0774.jpg?w=300\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" \/><\/a><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(It&#8217;s just a really big corn dog and the Wienermobile people!)<\/p>\n<p>Wonder why?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/momservations.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/12\/img_0864.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11910\" alt=\"IMG_0864\" src=\"http:\/\/momservations.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/12\/img_0864.jpg?w=224\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(What? You don&#8217;t have a hamster with bunny ears in your laundry?)<\/p>\n<p>And feel sorry for your dog:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/img_0739.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11971\" alt=\"IMG_0739\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/img_0739.jpg?w=224\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/momservations.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/295804_2513119798459_1567088339_2653053_325992333_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11552\" alt=\"Darby Trick or Treat\" src=\"http:\/\/momservations.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/295804_2513119798459_1567088339_2653053_325992333_n.jpg?w=224\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/img_07901.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11966\" alt=\"IMG_0790\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/img_07901.jpg?w=224\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/227.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12165\" alt=\"227\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/227.jpg?w=224\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(The dog really does love this)<\/p>\n<p>Well, at least I\u2019m not one of those people who always takes pictures of my food and posts it on Facebook!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/4521.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12164\" alt=\"452\" src=\"http:\/\/198.23.108.118\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/4521.jpg?w=224\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(okay, maybe one)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What will your iPhone pics say about you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[2,985,86,3,118,5,28,986,987,988],"class_list":["post-12149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parenting-humor-2","tag-family","tag-funny-iphone-pics","tag-kelli-wheeler","tag-kids","tag-lindsay-lohan","tag-momservations","tag-parenting-humor","tag-russel-brand","tag-weird-iphone-pics","tag-what-does-your-iphone-pics-say-about-you"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Diary of iPhone Pics - Kelli M. 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