{"id":12054,"date":"2013-03-19T12:56:49","date_gmt":"2013-03-19T19:56:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momservations.wordpress.com\/?p=12054"},"modified":"2013-03-19T12:56:49","modified_gmt":"2013-03-19T19:56:49","slug":"and-a-child-shall-lead-them-to-sick-minds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/19\/and-a-child-shall-lead-them-to-sick-minds\/","title":{"rendered":"And a Child Shall Lead Them to Sick Minds"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Momservation: <\/b>If the threat of castration was tied to porn, people would think twice about their internet searches.<\/p>\n

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My Yugoslavian neighbor once shared this proverb from his country with me: Stupid people don\u2019t need tending to\u2014they grow themselves.<\/p>\n

Applying this philosophy I\u2019d like to take it one step further: If stupid people are growing themselves, the internet is their fertile ground.<\/p>\n

\"\"Let me present some evidence beyond the plethora of \u201cAnonymous\u201d postings stupid people hide behind to spew ignorant, intolerant, and obnoxious garbage online. Pulling the curtain back on the interworkings of hosting a blog site (a la Oz the Great and Powerful<\/a>) I can see all sorts of site stats regarding my blog. One of the things I can analyze besides page views, top referrers, and top posts is search engine terms.<\/i><\/b> I can actually see the terms people have typed in to land then on Momservations\u00ae.<\/p>\n

As the author of a humorous blog about family, raising children, and countless stories about my own children, this category makes me sick on a daily basis.<\/p>\n

Without fail, every day, some stupid sick minded pervert has landed on my site, seen innocent pictures of my babies, and tried to derive satisfaction for some sick fetish because I might have used the word \u201cpee\u201d in a title about the challenges of potty training or \u201cpreteen girl\u201d to describe my daughter.<\/p>\n

Here is a sampling of searches from \u201cThese are terms people used to find your site<\/i><\/b>\u201d for Momservations\u00ae:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

preteen girls pee pee\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

toddler pee \u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

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little girl sleeping<\/p>\n

naked kid pee<\/p>\n

girl sleeping+green thong<\/p>\n

pee pee kids<\/p>\n

kids pee outdoor<\/p>\n

boys pooping outside together<\/p>\n

child-girl skirt on playground playing<\/p>\n

preteen little girls in underwear<\/p>\n

“they are in their underwear”<\/p>\n

child naked pee<\/p>\n

potty training boys no pants<\/p>\n

preteens naked<\/p>\n

big girl pee<\/p>\n

kid porn<\/p>\n

puberty porn<\/p>\n

little girls in thongs<\/p>\n

little boy pees outside<\/p>\n

girl puberty images<\/p>\n

daughter pee<\/p>\n

child pee<\/p>\n

preteens lingerie<\/p>\n

young girl pees outside<\/p>\n

pee child<\/p>\n

peeing boy<\/p>\n

pee preteen<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

It makes me sick that talking about my children has led stupid, sick, sociopaths to my door. A lot of them. And there\u2019s nothing I can do to stop it besides being more careful about words and phrases that I use in my posts that might tip off a sexual deviant.<\/p>\n

My girlfriend, Kim, tried to reassure me by saying, \u201cYour blog is a tool for reformation. Maybe when they end up on Momservations\u00ae and read it, they\u2019ll be overcome by shame and wish to reform.\u201d<\/p>\n

Doubt it. I got a better idea I want to float to Google\u00ae<\/a>: Anytime some stupid person types in a sick minded search term a wooden mallet needs to pop out from their keyboard and smash them in the twig and berries (this is the safest term I could think of that won\u2019t land another type of pervert on my site).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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