{"id":11620,"date":"2012-01-24T10:53:31","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T18:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momservations.wordpress.com\/?p=11620"},"modified":"2012-01-24T10:53:31","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T18:53:31","slug":"dont-bother-knocking-i-wont-come-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2012\/01\/24\/dont-bother-knocking-i-wont-come-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Don’t Bother Knocking, I Won’t Come Out"},"content":{"rendered":"

Momservation: <\/strong>Locking yourself in the bathroom with a bottle of wine and People magazine may not be the solution, but it\u2019s a good start at throwing ideas at the wall to see what sticks.<\/p>\n

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I am not a huge fan of January.<\/p>\n

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Don't knock unless you're taking me here<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Where people see possibilities for the New Year, I see more sh** I\u2019ve got to get done and a brand new year still isn\u2019t enough time to do it. My calendar fills up quicker than a stadium full of American Idol <\/a>wannabes and not one day of it is penciled in for me to run away to Fiji<\/a>.<\/p>\n

My birthday being in this month doesn\u2019t help either. Just one more reminder that another year has passed and wishing over birthday candles for laundry to just go away never comes true. You know you\u2019re pathetic when you consider lying to a treadmill and risk a heart attack rather than type in your true age in the name of a more accurate heart rate.<\/p>\n

Plus it\u2019s cold. I hate being cold.<\/p>\n

Okay, now that you and Hubby have quickly surmised that someone\u2019s monthly friend is about to knock on the door, let me see if I can find a little spot of sunshine. Let\u2019s see what I have to work with:<\/p>\n