{"id":11277,"date":"2011-03-29T12:34:23","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T19:34:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momservations.wordpress.com\/?p=11277"},"modified":"2011-03-29T12:34:23","modified_gmt":"2011-03-29T19:34:23","slug":"three-words-for-you-knuckle-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2011\/03\/29\/three-words-for-you-knuckle-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Words for You: Knuckle Head"},"content":{"rendered":"

Momservation: <\/strong>It\u2019s easier to look back with nostalgia when you haven\u2019t just changed a diaper and regularly get a full night of sleep.<\/p>\n

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We took a break from building an Ark this weekend (due to California doing its best impression of Seattle \u2013 how has that city not washed away yet?) and pulled out some artifacts to distract ourselves from cabin fever.<\/p>\n

Namely my old video camera and the box of cassette tapes documenting every move my kids ever made. Every move. Let\u2019s just say despite how cute and adorable Hubby and I think our kids are there was lots of fast forwarding.<\/p>\n

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Logan's translated note to Santa - Dear Santa take sister leave presents<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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So when we weren\u2019t watching a slow motion toddler search for a gazillion trillion Easter eggs (can Mommy say \u201coverkill\u201d?), a thousand swings at a T-ball waiting for that Buster Posey homerun, or ten miles worth of 25-yard driveway loops on a training wheel free bike, there were actually some classic outtakes of Logan and Whitney 2.0.<\/p>\n

I wish I could show them to you, but technology long ago outpaced me. The old home movies of my kids are only one step above slide-show. I\u2019m still stuck in America\u2019s Funniest Home Videos <\/a>in a YouTube<\/a> world. \"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Now as my 11 year old son walks out of his room in a toxic cloud of Old Spice Body Spray <\/a>and my nearly 10 yr. old daughter is already getting phone calls from boys in her class, I long for the days of Logan asking me, \u201cDoes rain ever miss a spot?\u201d and a 20 month old Whitney sitting on the toilet giving me her best effort Poo Poo Face.<\/p>\n

More cute kid classics:<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\u201cCold starts with the letter Brrr Brrr.\u201d Whitney, 3 yrs<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201cFive little monkeys jumping on the bed \u2013 one fell off and bumped his noggin.\u201d Logan’ s rendition of 5 Little Monkeys, 3 yrs<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201cHow did the Easter Bunny get the basket out of my room? He was quiet as a duck!\u201d Whitney, 3 \"\"<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201cGravity.\u201d Logan, 3, on why Jack and Jill fell down the hill<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201cDo you hear my voice somewhere else?\u201d Whitney, 3, on hearing her echo<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201cI have a yawn stuck in my ears.\u201d Logan, 5, on way to Tahoe \"\"<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201cSacafornia.\u201d Whitney, 3, on where we live (Sacramento, California)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201cC.\u201d Logan, 5, on the capitol of California<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t know why we sing a song thanking God for snack. We should be singing a thank you song to the grocery store \u2013 that\u2019s where food comes from!\u201d\u00a0 Whitney, 4<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201cThree words for you: Knuckle Head.\u201d Logan<\/strong>, 6, to Whitney, 4<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\u201cI\u2019m going to pick something easy. I\u2019m going to work at Chuck E. Cheese because they make a lot of money there and there\u2019s kids there.\u201d Whitney, 6, on how she\u2019s going to strike it rich<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m not laughing at her \u2013 I\u2019m laughing at victory!\u201d Logan, 7, on his idea of sportsmanship<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201cCan I have a serving of Saturday with a side of Sunday?\u201d Whitney, 7,\u00a0not ready to get up for\u00a0school \"\"<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Smart mouths are funnier when they’re little – Mom shares classic kid quotes collected over the years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,165],"tags":[351,352,2,353,245,3,5,354,355,6,28,356],"class_list":["post-11277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parenting-2","category-parenting-humor-2","tag-americas-funniest-videos","tag-classic-kid-quotes","tag-family","tag-funny-kid-quotes","tag-kelli-m-wheeler","tag-kids","tag-momservations","tag-old-home-movies","tag-old-spice","tag-parenting","tag-parenting-humor","tag-youtube"],"yoast_head":"\nThree Words for You: Knuckle Head - Kelli M. 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