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Momservation: <\/strong>I agree with William Feather \u2013 Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u00a0What do you get if you take one person turning forty, 30 business professionals\/parents up for adventure, two 15-passenger vans, a scavenger hunt list, with a start and end at a local bar?<\/p>\n

\u00a0A heck of a good time and hopefully no one having to call the babysitter to bail them out of jail.<\/p>\n

Needless to say, I was not going to go quietly into the night on my 40th<\/sup> birthday. If me and 40 were going to do this thing, then we were going to go big or go home.<\/p>\n

I assure you, home was not on my scavenger hunt list.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s what was on Kel\u2019s 40th<\/sup> Birthday Scavenger Hunt List:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Time Limit: 3hrs (7:30-10:30)<\/span><\/p>\n

Start & End: Luna Lounge<\/span><\/p>\n

Qualifying bars (at least one item\/task from each):<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"Some
Some of the items retrieved from Scavenger Hunt<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Luna Lounge<\/p>\n

Long Shot<\/p>\n

The Mushroom<\/p>\n

Club 2me<\/p>\n

Firedance<\/p>\n

Pine Cove Tavern<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Get as many people as possible to sign provided autograph book with birthday message (winner gets 10 pts)<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>\n
    \"Van
    Van A gets to the firehouse first<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

     <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    2. Group Picture with a fireman in uniform (5pts)<\/strong> \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    (10 pts<\/strong> for Picture with someone from group in truck wearing fire helmet)<\/p>\n

    \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    3. Penny from Year Kelli was born (5 pts<\/strong>)\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    4. Bottle of Kelli\u2019s favorite beer signed by bartender \u2013empty ok (5 pts<\/strong>)\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    5. Receipt for 40 cents of gas (5 pts<\/strong>)\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    6. Group picture in front of Sac State sign (5pts<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

    (10 pts <\/strong>for picture of group pyramid on 50 yrd line at sac state)\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    7. Sock with a hole in it (5pts<\/strong>)\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    8. Convince stranger to make homemade birthday card for kelli with items from bar (5pts<\/strong>)\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    9. January edition of Inside Arden (paper I write column for)\u00a0(5pts<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

    (10 pts<\/strong> for December edition)\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    10. \u00a0Entire group must show up at 8:40 at base of escalator at WalMart and perform \u201cCupid Shuffle\u201d flash mob (10pts<\/strong>)\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    11. Convince a bar to give you a free tshirt for birthday girl (10pts<\/strong>)\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    12. \u00a0<\/strong>Bar of hotel soap (10 pts<\/strong>)\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    13. \u00a0Group picture in front of Kelli & Trey\u2019s first house (5pts<\/strong>) (10 pts<\/strong> if it includes owner\/renter)\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    14. Item representing \u201cK\u201d (5pts<\/strong>) (Add\u2019l 5pts for best item)<\/p>\n

    \"\"<\/a>
    Human Letter “K” wins the bonus points<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

    \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    15. \u00a0Item representing \u201ce\u201d (5pts<\/strong>)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201c\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    16. Item representing \u201cL\u201d (5pts<\/strong>)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n

    17. \u00a0Item representing \u201cL\u201d (5pts<\/strong>)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201c\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

    18. \u00a0Item Representing \u201cI\u201d (5pts<\/strong>)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n

    19. \u00a0Item Representing \u201c40\u201d (5pts<\/strong>)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n

    20. \u00a0Drink umbrella (5pts<\/strong>)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    21. Birthday candle (5pts<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

    (10 pts<\/strong> if connected to a cupcake or cake)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    22. Balloon (5pts<\/strong>)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (10 pts<\/strong> for helium with store logo) <\/strong><\/p>\n

    23. \u00a0Convince stranger to tell best joke to make Kelli laugh into memo device on phone (5pts<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

    \"\"<\/a>
    That’s not the whole group but worthy effort and great hats<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

     <\/p>\n

    24. \u00a0Group picture of team sharing a soda \u2013 each with own straw (5pts<\/strong>)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    25. \u00a0Ding dong ditch your babysitter with picture proof of kids at door (5pts<\/strong>)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    26. \u00a0Signature of someone with same birthday as Kelli (5pts<\/strong>)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    27.\u00a0\u00a0Signature of someone with same name as kelli (5pts<\/strong>) \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    (10 pts<\/strong> if spelled the same)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    28. \u00a0Coaster with bar logo signed by bartender with happy bday message (5pts<\/strong>)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    29. \u00a0Convince Eli to create special drink for Kelli and name it, record recipe in autograph book (5pts<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

    \"\"<\/a>
    Copacobana never sounded so good<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

     <\/p>\n

    30. \u00a0Entire group must show up at 9:40 at Pine Cove Tavern and sing \u201cCopacabana\u201d Karaoke (10 pts<\/strong>)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    31. \u00a0Photo of license plate with most character combinations of \u201cKelli 40\u201d (5pts<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

    (10pts<\/strong> for entire combination)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    32. \u00a0Date stamp in autograph book with Kelli\u2019s birthday (5pts<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

    \"\"<\/a>
    Van B’s hats were better, but their picture was blurry – must’ve stopped at the Firedance first<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

     <\/p>\n

    33. \u00a0Group picture wearing tin foil hats (5pts<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

     <\/p>\n

    34. \u00a0Business card of gynecologist or proctologist (10 pts<\/strong>)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    35. \u00a0Item from kiss n Tell (5pts<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

    (10 pts<\/strong> item from Goldies)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    36. Bar coupon or gift certificate signed by owner or manager (5pts<\/strong>)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    37. \u00a0Group picture with policeman in uniform (5pts<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

    (10pts<\/strong> for picture of someone from group in handcuffs or back of squad car)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    38. Picture of someone in group standing in front of their college dorm room or apartment (5pts<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

    \"\"<\/a>
    Wait…is that real?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

     <\/p>\n

    39. \u00a0Pitcher signed by bartender with birthday message (5pts<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

     <\/p>\n

    40. \u00a0Someone from group comes back with fake tattoo (5pts<\/strong>)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    Bonus 20 if group comes back with pictures developed<\/strong><\/p>\n

    Turns out Van A won by five points and won the prize package that included a Burger King crown, powdered doughnuts, clearance rack CD, king and queen M&M figurines, and, most importantly, bragging rights.<\/p>\n

    \"\"<\/a>
    Basking in the glory of a Van A win<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

    However, had I known what awaited me from Van B when I arrived home, the bonus points would\u2019ve won them the scavenger hunt title.<\/p>\n

    \"\"<\/a>
    Um, TPing my house wasn’t on the list! My kids thought it was excellent that their 40 yr old mom got TPed though<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

    I\u2019d love to share more pictures (handcuffed friends in back of police car) and video (flash mob in Walmart in tin foil hats), but there are some people who\u2019d like to keep their day jobs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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