{"id":11163,"date":"2010-12-14T13:06:27","date_gmt":"2010-12-14T21:06:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momservations.wordpress.com\/?p=11163"},"modified":"2010-12-14T13:06:27","modified_gmt":"2010-12-14T21:06:27","slug":"mommy-modified-christmas-carols-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2010\/12\/14\/mommy-modified-christmas-carols-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Mommy Modified Christmas Carols"},"content":{"rendered":"

Momservation: <\/strong>Super Glue becomes a toddler mom\u2019s best friend during the holidays.<\/p>\n

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Back by popular demand (or because I need to finish my Christmas shopping) are a few of my Mommy Modified Christmas Carols<\/em><\/strong>. Inspired nearly a decade ago by my two kids under two, these renditions of classic carols are sure to become the next Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer<\/a>! Okay, maybe not, but it was either channel my frustration into song or tie everyone to a chair until New Years.<\/p>\n

Enjoy and don\u2019t forget to sing along:<\/p>\n

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A Very Toddler Christmas <\/strong><\/p>\n

(To the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas<\/a><\/em>)<\/p>\n

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On the first day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me:<\/p>\n

The car-rot nose off of Fros-ty<\/strong>.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

On the se-cond day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me:<\/p>\n

Two Christ-mas mugs and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/p>\n

On the third day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me:<\/p>\n

Three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

On the fourth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me:<\/p>\n

Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

On the fifth day of Christ-mas, my tod-dler broke for me:<\/p>\n

Five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

On the sixth day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/p>\n

Six cd’<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

On the seventh day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/p>\n

Seven globes a- snow-ing<\/strong>, six cd’<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/p>\n

On the eighth day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/p>\n

Eight rein-deer pranc-ing<\/strong>, seven globes a- snow-ing<\/strong>, six cd’<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/p>\n

On the ninth day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/p>\n

Nine trains de-railing,<\/strong> eight rein-deer pranc-ing<\/strong>, seven globes a- snow-ing<\/strong>, six cd’<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/p>\n

On the tenth day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/p>\n

Ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de-railing,<\/strong> eight rein-deer pranc-ing<\/strong>, seven globes a- snow-ing<\/strong>, six cd’<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/p>\n

On the eleventh day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/p>\n

Eleven lights a- blink-ing, ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de-railing,<\/strong> eight rein-deer pranc-ing<\/strong>, seven globes a- snow-ing<\/strong>, six cd’<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/p>\n

On the twelfth day of Christ-mas my toddler broke for me:<\/p>\n

Twelve heir-loom ornaments, eleven lights a- blink-ing, ten carolers carol-ing, nine trains de-railing,<\/strong> eight rein-deer pranc-ing<\/strong>, seven globes a- snow-ing<\/strong>, six cd’<\/strong>s play-ing, five, an-gel wings! Four wrapped up presents, three wise men, two Christ-mas mugs, and the car-rot nose off of Fros-ty.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dress Up Baby Jesus<\/strong><\/p>\n

(To the tune of Away in a Manger<\/a><\/em>)<\/p>\n

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  1. Where Ba-by Jesus, have you dis-a-ppeared?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The last time I look-ed you were right here;<\/p>\n

    Oh there you are Lord, in my tod-dler’s crib,<\/p>\n

    Dressed in pink ruf-fles, and sporting a bib.<\/p>\n

    2. Mis-sing again from your na-tiv-ity scene,<\/p>\n

    I’ve tried to explain what your holli-ness means,<\/p>\n

    But a two year old just doesn’t un-derstand,<\/p>\n

    Why a boa doesn’t work for the God of man.<\/p>\n

    3. Tied you Baby Je-sus into your creche,<\/p>\n

    Ex-plained to my tod-dler you needed your rest;<\/p>\n

    Fi-nally she left you, and just let you be,<\/p>\n

    But Mar-y and the farm animals are hav-ing tea.<\/p>\n

    God Rest Ye Weary Toddler Mom<\/strong><\/p>\n

    (Tune of God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen<\/a><\/em>)<\/p>\n

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    1. God rest ye wear-y todd-ler mom, It is the end of day,<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      For lit-tle ball of en-er-gy is finally put away;<\/p>\n

      To rest their tiny head for, tomorrow’s end-less play:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

      O pints of Ben and Jer-ry’s, Ben and Jer-ry’s,\u00a0 O\u00a0\u00a0 pints of Ben and Jerry’s.<\/p>\n

      2. From God, our Heav-en-ly Fa-ther, A bless-ed ba-by came,<\/p>\n

      And un-to first-time par-ents brought rou-tines of the same;<\/p>\n

      How many times mo-re must we play that game?<\/p>\n

      O pints of Ben and Jer-ry’s, Ben and Jer-ry’s,\u00a0 O\u00a0\u00a0 pints of Ben and Jerry’s.<\/p>\n

      3. The mom-my of a whirl-wind mov-ing all the time,<\/p>\n

      What next in their lit-tle mouth will Moth-er find?<\/p>\n

      Just one a-dult con-ver-sation before I lose my mind:<\/p>\n

      O pints of Ben and Jer-ry’s, Ben and Jer-ry’s,\u00a0 O\u00a0\u00a0 pints of Ben and Jerry’s.<\/p>\n

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      Photo by Ron Silveira (thanks Granpa!)<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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