{"id":11098,"date":"2010-10-26T06:20:53","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T13:20:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/momservations.wordpress.com\/?p=11098"},"modified":"2010-10-26T06:20:53","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T13:20:53","slug":"chocolate-cake-for-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momservations.com\/index.php\/2010\/10\/26\/chocolate-cake-for-breakfast\/","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate Cake For Breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"

Momservation: When Mommy’s away the Daddy will undo it all in a day.<\/p>\n

At The Women’s Conference hosted by CA First Lady Maria Shriver. Daddy’s holding down the fort. The kids have already had McDonald’s for dinner, all the Gatorade they can consume, a new bow and arrow target range set up in the back yard, and I don’t doubt my son’s left over birthday cake is slated for breakfast.<\/p>\n

Oh, Daddy’s in big trouble when Mommy gets home.<\/p>\n

Until then, here’s Bill Cosby’s classic “Chocolate Cake” as testimony to When Daddies Are Left in Charge.<\/p>\n

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