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Momservation: <\/strong>Unless you have a close relationship with your chiropractor, cartwheels, sliding into home, and flips on the trampoline are best left in the past.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Another example of seemed like a fun idea at the time<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Turns out it\u2019s pretty fortunate to have a chiropractor for a friend and a general contractor for a husband.<\/p>\n

Dr. Mark gets a few things built around his house and Hubby and I can still play with our kids knowing we will be fixed when we\u2019re done.<\/p>\n

There\u2019ll be a new fence and gate going up at Dr. Mark\u2019s thanks to me thinking I can still outrun an infield hit to first base. Blew out my quad in three steps during a pick-up game of kids vs. parents baseball.<\/p>\n

There I was thinking I\u2019d show everyone the former track star still has it. Now Hubby is telling me I\u2019ve got to come up with a better story to salvage my cool mom reputation.<\/p>\n

\u201cTell \u2018em you were rounding third on a 3-run RBI,\u201d he said. \u201cAnd leave out the part where you stretched and warmed up for a half-hour before.\u201d<\/p>\n

With a little ultrasound therapy I should be able to run again in six weeks.<\/p>\n

This past weekend Dr. Mark scored some cabinets in his garage when Hubby decided he\u2019d give wake boarding a try. How hard could it be after seeing his 9 year old daughter pop up like a little cork and ride the wake during her first experience?<\/p>\n

I will give him credit, he did eventually get up. At least long enough for me to get a picture of him before he wiped out and blew out his back.<\/p>\n

This was before him wrenching his neck diving off a two-story houseboat showing off for the kids.<\/p>\n

I only got the wind knocked out of me going face first down the boat\u2019s waterslide.<\/p>\n

My advice to those of you who don\u2019t have a chiropractor who does trade on speed dial:<\/p>\n

Just say no to anything that gets pulled behind a boat with names like Slingshot or G-Force and leave it for the young and flexible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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